Echo Unit
Chaplain of dust, robust and depraved, electro surgeon, manipulator of
the elements, Mr. Perimeter, ambassador of righteous exertion, the realism
in your bloody mary, terminally ambitious.
Bitch Master General
The BMG, regulator of sanity and master of beautification.
Cap'n Bitch
The Original mad scientist, Ferryman, Reverend Doctor of the Funk,
reigning bitch over all fermentations of grain, purveyor of the bitch way
of life, resident wacko.
MamaBitch
Dr. Sistah Mama, southern girl, whiskey afficionado, surger demon,
pipe organ, corrupt philospher.
BlizoBitch
Straight Southern, smoked and smokin', queen drinker, hip-magician.
BabyBitch
Monkey, monster, ravager of cookies, world's greatest thief,
grubby fingers, the destroyer.
SexyBitch
World traveler, tamer of fire, information seeker,
dangerous beauty, the Bone Crusher, complicated simplicity.
JaniBitch
Lost at Sea.
JesterBitch
Resident fire juggler, quantum philosopher, chaos magician,
internet geek, dancefloor starter, green seeker, fool on the road
Cut Throat Bitch
stealing hearts and cracking whips,
makes looting and pillaging look easy.
BitchGoddess
Bitch
WordBitch
"oh sheer contradiction. Joy of being no ones
sleep, under so many eyelids"
Queen B.
Ground-stomper, ass-master, question-asker, list-maker,
Lazy Bitch.
JaiBitch
Yoga-surfer of the energy waves, breathing
dreams into reality, burning karma, weaving
time
ToolBitch
Minivan Man with a sequined toolbelt, Firewhip
Afficionado, Cave Diver, Stilt Walker, Builder of
big blinky bling-bling.
Bitch Ass Clown
Cat Herder, Fire Whisperer, Care Bare-Err
Bear, and Your Favorite Clown.